February 2012
When people say "I can hear your music"
most-awkward-moments:
I’m just like
“So can I”
rushil06 asked: Im sexy and i know it
rushil06 asked: Pshhhthttht hi
My mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
friend: omg i love that movie!
me: REALLY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ACTORS NAMES WHAT ABOUT THE DIRECTOR DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE SCORE THE CINEMATOGRAPHY OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING YOU 'LOVE' A MOVIE GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE THESE THINGS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS ANYMORE UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE THE IMDB PAGE
friend: what
me: what
lost-in-a-fishbowl asked: Hi I was just wondering if you could vote for o-c-e-a-n—p-a-r-a-d-i-s-e (my other blog) at brighter-than-the-sunn, bikinis-and-palmtrees, and sailing-oceans BOTW?and maybe tell your followers? I’m behind so would greatly appreciate it:) I can solo you and give you a celeb url? Thanks if you do xo
That awkward moment when you want to cough but... →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
phantomgaspard-parisbound:
smoshdawsonbuscus:
benedictismybitch:
idrinkjuicewhenimkillin:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
oMFG WHAT MY MOM IS GOING TO CRY LOL
WHAT!!! OMG NOOOOOOOOO I’M CRYING KNOW
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I CAN’T GO ON LIKE THIS WITH ALL THESE...
What I look like when I am sick
laugh-out-loud-johntot:
lmaogtfo:
Expectation:
Reality:
