March 2012
me: takes a bite of spicy food
me: HOLY JESUS THIS IS SO FREAKING HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE I THINK I MAY DIE TEARS OF BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE THERE IS A LEGIT INFERNO TAKING OUT ALL MY TASTEBUDS WHERE IS THE MILK GET ME SOME GODDAMN MILK JFC I CANT HANDLE THING OMFG I AM DYING D Y I N G SEND HELP AKJSHGSDKFG
me: takes another bite
That awkward moment when you're standing with two...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY
THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON
WITHOUT YOU
February 2012
IT'S BABY HARRY STYLESSS
saying "no" before someone finishes their...
z0mbie-land-bitches:
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Anonymous asked: hiii there! omg k so i am sorry but im scared to say this in real life so im going anon =$ but i really love your blog! it is such an inspiration1!!!!! also, i find you quite sexy and that is why i follow you ;) i would ask you if you are "dtf" but that wouldn't be right, ur like 47 years younger than me!!! i mean i would love to shove my big black cock into you, but i cant. i hope...
“I am a person who can fall in love with any girl,...
justlovingonedirection:
The first time I go into someones house:
heyfunniest:
I don't know how people can do things like this... →
funniest10k:
When I try to do it I end up like this;
How I say hello:
When I’m meeting new people:
When I see someone cute/trying to flirt:
To everyone else:
And to my best friends:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I wonder what it’s like to be in love with someone other than a band member
